"A World of Pure Imagination"

I like to make up words:

Nastified

Stinktastic

Actually you can add the ending –tastic to almost anything. Poo-tastic, Fart-tastic, Crack-tastic, Stank-tastic, etc. It’s most funny when paired with an overabundance of a bodily function. I don’t know why.

Craxy –that was actually a typo that just got added to our everyday vernacular. Particularly crazy = craxy

Sometimes I lovingly refer to our dog, the furry baby, as Turd Muffin.

Adding –o at the end of a word is also fun.
Retard-o, Awesome-o… Those may be the only two…

If you watched late night television in the ‘90’s then you may be familiar with that SNL sketch with Rob Schneider as the copy guy who added -meister to the end of words and other such nonsense. We may have gotten adding –ster to the endings of certain words from that. Sebastian is also referred to as “The Seb-ster” or if anyone is particularly cranky, they have become a “Crank-ster” (refer to the next one and “Uber Crankster” may be applicable), etc.

One can add “uber” in front of anything other than “super” or “very.” I tend to do that a lot. Uber tired, uber nutty, uber good, uber awesome, etc.

That’s all for now…